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Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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So in math my teacher informed us that Hollywood definition of beautiful is having a symmetrical face so next time I get into an argument with someone I’m just going to be like “Well thats why your face ain’t symmetrical biotch”
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Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.
that shit cray cray.
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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See what your followers think of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
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All the other guys are looking at her like they are so happy to see her, even if she isn’t their daughter. One of my favorite pictures.
Aw omg, the facial expressions.
I completely understand why they’re all excited. You start to miss your loved ones so much that you feel happy when someone else gets to see theirs, even if you don’t get to see yours.
There aren’t any words to describe this one.
I will never not reblog this.
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